February 2012
“I like never studied and still got an A in the class”
– people who are lying and actually studied (via likegrecianart)
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"My sister lost her baby... and my state requires... →
stfuconservatives:
leeleeleelee submitted: “This is the reality of Texas’ ultrasound for abortion bill. A 30 year old Texas woman’s fetus’ heart stopped beating after 12 weeks. The options given were to wait until miscarriage, give birth to it, or to abort it (the preferred, safest option). She has to look at an ultrasound of her already dead fetus and if she looks away, she will have to...
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i’m about to eat chicken nuggets over rice covered in gravy
fuck my cholestoral
Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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fun fact: this is like the 5th day in a row that i’ve had the radiator turned off and the 2nd day in a row i’ve had the window open all day. It’s like 40 degrees outside. What is my body?
cosmo tip #191
expertcosmotips:
let your man know when you’re feeling extra hot by sending smoke signals from a flammable location
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do you ever pop awake and realize you probably aren’t going back to sleep for awhile?
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This has a little over 500 signatures. You guys... →
stfuconservatives:
nefariousnewt:
reagan-was-a-horrible-president:
dobbaaa:
What HB2675 will do: Mandate that university students without a national merit scholarship or an athletic scholarship to pay a $2,000 tuition payment out of pocket. This will exempt all scholarships, grants, and forms of financial aid.
Again, AZ seems to be a pro in setting bad examples for other states.
I know...
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kylekirby:
neverleftescotia:
kylekirby:
neverleftescotia:
kylekirby:
Something about feminism just pisses me off…
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See, that’s what’s weird about the whole thing- almost every feminist I’ve encountered in my day-to-day life has spewed out nonsense about every man having “the rapist instinct.” I’ve literally been told to my face by self-proclaimed feminists that I...
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kylekirby:
neverleftescotia:
kylekirby:
Something about feminism just pisses me off…
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See, that’s what’s weird about the whole thing- almost every feminist I’ve encountered in my day-to-day life has spewed out nonsense about every man having “the rapist instinct.” I’ve literally been told to my face by self-proclaimed feminists that I am a rapist, even if I don’t act...
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kylekirby:
Something about feminism just pisses me off…
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I’ve never met a feminist who believes that all men are rapists, and I’ve never met a feminist who believes all guys think women are lesser beings. But every feminist I know recognizes that there are over-arching societal problems when it comes to the treatment of men versus women in this country and around the...
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sometimes i don’t sleep
Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people
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“We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy.”
– COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via augustuswaters)
It's not the Academy Award unless
apriki:
half your dash is bitching about the movie that’s sweeping
the other half is stanning the movie that’s sweeping
two people are talking non-stop about how they’re not watching the Oscars
there are 250 Return of the King nostalgia posts
victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
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Glee equality...
simgm:
i-heart-glee:
Ok, first of all? Lemme tell you how this gon’ be, If I may? This Tumblr right here:
http://gleequality.tumblr.com/
Is a prime example of why parts of the glee fandom can be so utterly ignorant. To all you straight teenage Darren Criss fangirl’s (that let’s face it, make up a large chunk of the Klaine fandom) please do not tar LGBT equality issues with your odd desire...
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I now have <£200 to hold me until my bank card comes in at least 16 days.
and now me and the live chat teller go through the dance of finding which phone number i can call from england
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I HATE YOU BANK OF AMERICA
YOU CLOSE MY DEBIT CARD WITH NO WARNING TO ME, THEN YOU TELL ME YOU’RE GOING TO ISSUE ANOTHER ONE WITHIN 5-7 BUSINESS DAYS. 25 DAYS LATER YOU TELL ME THAT NO CARD HAS BEEN ISSUED AND IT WILL TAKE A FURTHER 16 DAYS FOR THE CARD TO COME. I CAN’T WAIT ANOTHER 16 DAYS TO HAVE MONEY AND THEN YOU TELL ME THAT THEY WILL RUSH ME ONE BUT IT COULD COST ME MONEY?
FUCK YOU. JUST FUCK YOU. FUCK...
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oh papa wallace
me:
the same as befo
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dad:
didn't need the "re"
you sounded pretty fly
me:
i never, ever want to sound fly
dad:
yo, mama--you don't b down, wid da vernacular?
me:
oh lord
dad:
sorry
i think i had a stroke
fo shizzle
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literally checking the word count every time i write a sentence