daviddthaxton: My talents include being on tumblr all day and not hitting the post limit
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: little-goose: Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas I mean really I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OMFG
alannysgreyjoy replied to your post: i legit believe that people legit believe that… MY FAVORITE POST ABOUT THIS WAS THE ONE THAT SAID “LET’S GO BACK TO A WEBSITE THAT DOESNT CHANGE, LETS GO TO NEOPETS!” AND THEY WERE SERIOUS AND OMG I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED NOW LET’S STORM THE BASTILLE
omg i just deleted all my emails from g-a and shit and omg they went back into 2011 why was i holding onto those damn
i legit believe that people legit believe that yahoo is somehow gonna turn tumblr into neopets
russian spies, invisible ink, the cliches in this episode are so great idek
DID A HOT BLOND PROSTITUTE JUST HIT ON JOAN
so…much…character development…on elementary…go on without me…
illkim: You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
chorizo pasta bake, and elementary marathon
i traveled 4000 miles for this
aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
I went to the Harry Potter studio lot tour and in the beginning of it you watch this video and i may have teared up from my emotions.
dustedsunshine: hideousnight: themaraudersaredead: How to Turn All Your Essays into Feminist Rants No Matter the Subject Matter: An Autobiography by Me. Most recently on this list, making my essay about Modernism all about early women’s liberation.
it’s cute because i have to get up in 4 hours to get on a coach to go to london but here i am, awake.
My phone does not understand being in another country at all.
kwikemart: i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
the-tricky-angel-gabriel: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is…… so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years. the accuracy of this post is alarming.
i feel like i should go to bed but i’m really just hungry
i’m laying in bed and naomi’s cat keeps popping his head up to play and it’s so damn cute ok?
deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN. YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT. NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
Me: *Talking about food*
Naomi: Food is your misstress
Me: No I think food is my first wife
richardarmitge: she was a girl he was a boy can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years i am crying right now i love you europe
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
Person: How do lesbians have sex?
Me: The question is how do they stop.
Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find...– Johanna de Silentio (via quotecatalog)
The sign on the desk in this Doctor’s office is titled not “Notice” but “Polite Notice” and I think I’ve successfullyfound the most British thing.
kaeandlucy: confusedtree: Honey Boo Boo and her family are happy, she isn’t doing anything more embarrassing than your standard blush-inducing family photo album stuff and her parents are literally putting every single dollar they make from the show into a college savings for their children and all the gifts she gets from fans get donated to LGBT youth shelters what possible bone could you...
so i was able to watch 3 episodes of go on on the plane and now i’m really upset it was canceled
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
My name is Caroline and I'm a butt
And Naomi is awesome
i’m laughing at all the people in the great gatsby tag who are mad bc “all the characters in the movie were unlikeable” i think you’re missing something
took me six pages of scrolling to realize that this is not my tumblr account. nice Caroline.
Delayed flights always make me wanna vomit
Airport airport airport